TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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