i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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