No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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