He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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