Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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