do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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