I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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