when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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