Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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