writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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