We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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