the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
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Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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