quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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