Midget sex pt 2 tonight
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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