If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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