just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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