He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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