I'm so fucking centered right now
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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