drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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