Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I have tasted many bathrooms
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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