i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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