Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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