Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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