have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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