some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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