This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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