walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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