I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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