At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
It was confusing and full of hummus
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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