Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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