We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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