I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Sext me about skeletons
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
