That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I understand Curling. That high.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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