Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Its about making memories worth repressing
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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