that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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