So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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