Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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