She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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