I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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