ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
