He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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