Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize