Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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