mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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