What a fucking waste of an outfit
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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