omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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