We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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