"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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