I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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