i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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