i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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