think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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