i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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