my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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