I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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