Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
