New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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