How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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