is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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