After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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